End of the World As We Know It

Petra Vid

PETRA REUNITED!!!!!

PETRA THE SWAN REUNITED WITH PADDLE BOAT!!!

Hope: The Silent Killer: An odd pair parts: Petra the swan to be separated from swan-shaped boat : North County Times - Californian

Petra (the faithless slut) has left her peddle boat for another man

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Odd Couple Re-united: Swan in Love With Swan-Shaped Pedal Boat - International - SPIEGEL ONLINE - News

In the most moving and important story ever told, Petra The Swan Stays With Swan-Boat For Two Years

 

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Do The Glacial Slip

Ok, now that we've gotten the GIANT MOTHERFUCKING HOLE IN THE UNIVERSE out of the way, let's start again with the (original) first post of this blog (I just migrated to typepad this week so I can post via my phone)... Let's break the ice by doing the glacial slip!:

I think that, although I've wanted to do a blog like this for some years now, we should first let breaking (no pun intended) news be shown through (what else) breaking video. As an ice-breaker.

Courtesy of the BBC: Do The Glacial Slip!!!

From the BBC:

A chunk of ice the size of the Isle of Man has started to break away from the Antarctic, scientists say.

Introduction/What This Blog Is All About

This blog is my personal little chronicle of the end of the world via tagged newsposts I've encountered through the MSM. It is based on the certainty that global climate change is coming to kill us all (and much faster than any of you who didn't believe me ever thought). While it sucks being right (and I've been right about this for somewhere around a decade now), I should note that I am not a scientist, expert, ecological fundamentalist, or even a crazy person. I am just a normal dude who has been screaming that even the most "realistic" scientific assessments of our course towards the annihilation of life on this planet are really just "optimistic" judgments meant to forestall religious fundamentalists, airheads, and unrealistic fucktards who refuse to believe that climate change (and other apocalyptic fun-fests) are currently occurring and must be stopped 5 years ago. I believe that, over time, my posts will prove my point. Cheers... drink one if ya got it, because we ain't gonna be here long to enjoy it!